Alejandro Sparras Joaquim de la Mano Derecha del Leon Real en las Tierras de los Cielos de la Luz y la Oscuridad de la Paz y la Guerra, en la Boca de la Mujer de las Mariposas Villa Lobos Ramirez Goya  

Race:  Quentari Elf

Homeland:  Niwrad

General Information: 

I am responsible for all the crimes and murders in Elysia, Greyhorn, Avendale, and Therendry. I kill puppies for sport. Occasionally I'll break into poor villagers homes and steal their last piece of bread. I invented Necromancy. I eat garbage. I curdle milk by my touch. I kick small children. Then I steal their candy. Then I turn them into zombies. I'm immune to normal weapons. I'm healed by fire. Healing does double damage to me. I have more dodges than you have spells.

I was spoiled my whole life. My mom would buy me toys so that other kids would play with me. I still buy my friends. Or Enslave them. Sometimes I make friends with bad guys. They're nice to me too. Then they usually end up selling me out. That's ok, I kill them too. They have treasure.

I used to be a fighter. I spent my time in bars beating people up and taking their money. But I stopped having a healer around. Now I'm a rogue. That's because I'm fat and slow and need the dodges. I get hit with a lot of spells. If I couldn't dodge I'd be dead more often. I have lots of magic items. I get them by killing and stealing. Not monsters but other people. It's much easier and I can be lazy and do it.

I'm not a real Jester. I just wear the hat and bring the real Jesters gatorade when they ask for it. I'm too slow and weak to be a real Jester. I can't hit monsters with spells. Once I threw 4 life spells at a friend who was dying and missed them all. He died. I'm not a very good friend.

That's about it. I'm sure wherever you see me next I'll be executed.

Player Name:  Dok

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